Manolo’s Monday Miscellany

Manolo says, here are the few links which may perhaps amuse...

At last count, Ms. Brown, an engineer, has more than 500 pairs, including a big collection of boots. She has turned a small bedroom in her home into a combination exercise room and shoe closet.

And a spasm of pure rage passed through me. Who was this fat bastard to tell women that they were obese if they couldn't fit into a size 10? To make clothes that half the population couldn't wear?

“There's not a single woman who would not dream of embracing and kissing Vladimir Vladimirovich and hearing his declaration of love.”